Published on April 2nd, 2017 | by Alan Cross0
Calm Down, Tool Fans: Maynard Hasn’t Been Replaced by Sammy Hagar
Parts of the Internet lost its collective shit over the weekend when word began to spread that Tool, tired of waiting for Maynard James Keenan to come up with lyrics for the new album, replaced him with Sammy Hagar.
Calm down, people. Look at the calendar. Tool is famous for their April Fool’s jokes. Stand down from Defcon 1.