Published on March 21st, 2017 | by Alan Cross1
Your Conspiracy Theory for Today: Justin Bieber is an Alien Reptile in Disguise
As all alien hunters know, we Earthlings have been under the control of a mysterious alien race of reptiles which permeates the upper strata of society. C’mon: You’ve always wondered about the Royal Family, right? They’re nothing but shape-shifting lizards.
And the more you look, the worse you realize the infestation is.
Justin Bieber’s people have been denying his reptilian ancestry for some time, but recently, there was a disturbance in his matrix. From The Daily Dot:
Rumors of pop star Justin Bieber‘s secret identity as a reptilian shapeshifter have once again reared their green, scaly heads.
(Allegedly) according to Australian news website PerthNow, via blog Your News Wire, via BuzzFeed News, Bieber was seen shapeshifting into a “giant reptile” in front of hundreds of fans at the Perth Airport in Perth, Australia.
The PerthNow article, which Your News Wire says was taken down an hour after being published, allegedly alleged that while greeting fans, Bieber’s head shrunk, his eyes went black with stripes down the center (which could be his Very Reptilian irises), he grew taller, and had gross-colored scales on his body.
“It happened so fast but everyone saw it and started screaming and crying. A lot of people were running for the exits,” one fan allegedly told PerthNow.
“There were girls hiding in the toilets, locking themselves in the cubicles, crying. Guys were running for the exit, jumping in taxis to get out of there. It was mayhem,” another allegedly said.
Keep reading then watch this video of Bieber’s eyes changing during a court appearance. Prepare yourself for The Truth.