Published on November 23rd, 2017 | by Alan Cross0
And Now, A Special Thanksgiving Post for All Our American Readers Involving 12 Hours of Turkey Noises
No, it’s not Thanksgiving up here in the Great White North. We had ours back in October when we needed a break from the back-to-school grinds. Yes, we got a long weekend out of it, but I’d be lying if I said we’re not envious of your 4-5 day break in November. We are, however, very thankful for the football you provide for today. Makes the work day go by faster, you know? And yes, we’ve followed you into the Black Friday black hole.
To thank you for the football and the shopping, I’d like to provide this to you, American Reader. It’s twelve straight hours of turkey noises. This may come in handy when your uncle has a few drinks and starts ranting about how Donald Trump is the greatest president EVER.